Welcome to Sidma.life!
Presented by Tsar Ali
Presented by Tsar Ali
We are Sidmas, but was does that mean? A sidma is someone who shows unwavering support to the Tsar and someone who actively takes part in the Sidma community. We boast a large diverity in our Sidma members; from Anish born in British Raj to Obi born in El Rancherito, we have it all! As Sidmas we worship Chris, the god of low intelect, as well as many other holy beings you will learn about in your Sidma Bible Study (Comming Soon). To qualify as a Sidma you need to pass the Sidma citizenship test, sit at the Sidma table atleast once and be a member of The Sid Chamber. As a Sidma you get benefits you could only dream of. Fully belly twice a day, clean straw to roll apon, answers to all homework from every class, news on current real-world events and free healthcare. Being a Sidma is more than just a religion, it's a lifestyle. From mandatory involment in Game Night to a free PB every lunch, the Sidma nation gives it's people more benefits than any other nation in the world.
It is risky to get this information for all the common people, and right now I'm getting nothing back. Soon there will be a way to thank me for my work in getting the answers for you.
In the free plan you will get all notes and science bellworks
In this plan you will get all notes, all bellwork, all homework one day after it's due and a personal thank you from Tsar Ali
In this plan you will gain access to all schoolwork, get a thank you from the Tsar and custom soundboard of your choice
All purchases are billed monthly with auto-renew, can be canceled anytime. Cost shown are as of March 2024, cost is automaticaly ajusted to the national inflation rate.